(Ranma)
"You...you're so uncute!"
(Akane)
"You have to be kidding! Me...and that pervert?"
(Genma)
"Hmm, it's rather hard to explain...."
"Ranma, I kill you!"
(Shampoo)

(Ranma)
"Bastard, what the hell was that for?!"
(Kunou)
"I am known as Fuurinkan High School's 'Blue Thunder'!"
(Soun)
"You'll have to explain yourself, Ranma-kun."
"Ohohohohohohoho!"
(Kodachi)

(Mousse)
"You refer to my art as simple tricks!"
(Obaba)
"Son-in-law, I must admit--you have skill."
(Happousai)
"Ha ha ha, Akane-chan's panties!"
"Buii, buii!"
(Ryouga)

Akane: Here in our Tendou dojo
Chorus: (Someone you know)
Akane: Ranma, who trained at the cursed spring
Chorus: (Jusenkyou)
Genma: It's such a tragedy!
Ranma-kun: A bit of water makes me
Ranma-chan: A girl who can't stop this change that always comes suddenly.
Chorus: Akane's brand new fiance!

Jusenkyou Guide: "Most honorable guest, here it is!
Legendary training ground of Jusenkyou."
"Most honorable guest, you crazy!
Very dangerous here, no one uses these grounds!"
"Ah, most honorable guest, what are you doing?
If you fall in, terrible things happen!"
"Aiyaa, you fell in Nyannichuan!"
"In Nyannichuan over fifteen hundred years ago,
Young girl drowned...a most tragic legend!"
"Since then, anyone who falls into water and drowns there...
Cursed spring transforms into young girl!"
"Look, look, you turned into young girl!"

(Ranma)
"Sure, I'd give my life, but not my manhood!"
(Ryouga)
"Fuurinkan High School is...where is it?"
(Kasumi)
"Mr. Saotome, breakfast is ready!"
".........."
(Genma)

(Shampoo)
"Ranma, take your responsibility!"
(Obaba)
"I haven't been alive a hundred years for nothing, ha ha!"
(Nabiki)
"That doesn't really follow, 'nee-chan."
"Okay, okay, okay."
(Akane)

(Kunou)
"You punk, acting so familiar with Akane-kun!"
(Sanzenin)
"If you please, pardon my companion."
(Azusa)
"Charlotte is Azusa-chan's favorite thing!"
"Buii, buki!"
(P-chan)

Ranma: However, Akane, just when you laugh, you look kinda cute...

Akane: Here in our Tendou dojo
Chorus: (Someone you know)
Akane: Ranma, who trained at the cursed spring
Chorus: (Jusenkyou)
Genma: It's such a tragedy!
Ranma-kun: A bit of water makes me
Ranma-chan: A girl who can't stop this change that always comes suddenly.
Chorus: Akane's brand new fiance!
Ranma: "I did not agree to this!"
Chorus: Akane's brand-new fiance!
Akane: "Quit annoying me!"
Chorus: Akane's brand-new fiance!